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Snake One: Are we poisonous?
Snake Two: Yeah...Why?
Snake One: Cuz I just bit my tongue.!.
--->Hehehe<---
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.Joke Number Two.
...so a duck walks into a bar and asks:
Duck: Do you got any soda?
Guy: No. This is a bar.
Duck. Ooh. Ok.
...so the duck leaves and comes back the next day:
Duck: Do you got any soda?
Guy: No. This is a bar.
Duck: Ooh. Ok.
...so the duck leaves and comes back the next day:
Duck: Do you got any soda?
Guy: NO! This is a bar...we only sell alcoholic drinks.
Duck: Ooh. Ok.
...so the duck leaves and comes back the next day:
Duck: Do you got any soda?
Guy: NO! AND IF YOU COME BACK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOU BEAK TO THE COUNTER!
Duck: Ooh. Ok.
...so the duck leaves and comes back the next day:
Duck: Got any nails?
Guy: Nooo. Wha? Why?
Duck: Got any soda?
--->Hehehe...Its great!!!<---
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.Joke Number Three.
...so there are two muffins in an oven:
Muffin One: Man. Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Muffin Two: Ahhh! A talking muffin!
--->Ha ha ha...Ok so these are dumb jokes...but still...:D<---